Drat! He's back!

That meddlesome monkey has returned from his hiatus. Alas, it seems I shall not be ready until Friday to make public his obsoletion as the leading internet Space Monkey. And Hatless points out that someone else may have stolen my idea.

Curses, curses, curses!

No matter. Soon, I shall replace every blog in the blogosphere! And then it's time for phase two... GLOBAL DOMINATION!

Actually, it seems there should be some kind of intermediate step between conquering the blogosphere and conquering the world, but I'm not really sure what. Victory dance? Order out for pizza?

Hmm. . . .

0.006K!

According to my site meter (actually, I don't have one, but that's not important) I have reached 0.006K visitors. . . FACTORIAL! (ok so technically you need to use the gamma function to evaluate that... what's the answer anyway?)

Thanks to all you people who have made this a great weblog! Namely, me.

Watch your back, Flying Space Monkey, I'm rocketing to the top faster than you can say "shlap-wizzle-ki-dizzle."

One Monkey to Rule Them All, One Monkey to Find Them...

One monkey to take them all,
And in the darkness, bind them.

Unfortunately, there seems to be another monkey.

Curse him! Soon, I, Floundering Space Monkey shall reign supreme!